Jan. 31, 2012 at 12:55pm with 6 notes

I had to deliver this big catering order to some building up north off 35 yesterday.

I interrupted a huge room full of cops and EMTs listening to some ex-football coach motivational speaker (who was wearing a pinky ring.) I looked awful and was hung over and could barely handle the fact that this was what I was actually doing this early. 

The speaker dude was talking about some weird shit - something to do with microchips and Walmart. Then he stopped and yelled out to me INFRONTOFEVERYONE to ask me if I had any water. I lifted up a bottle of water and started to walk towards him. 

“No no no,” he said, holding out his hands, “I’m a big boy now.”

I threw the bottle of water to him, OVER THE AUDIENCE, and it was one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever had to do. 

  1. katherinerebeccanoble said: god i wonder if he’d hire an intern to do those talks with him
  2. treasure-trov said: So I don’t know you, but that story is gold. Made my morning.
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